Kelly Osbourne vs. David Walliams

October 28, 2010 / Posted by:

On the left is Kelly Osbourne filling my head with a half a cup of “No really, Harpo, who dis woman?” and a half cup of “YOU ARE NOT JACK SOMMERSBY” as Goldfinger’s Shirley Eaton for the launch of Sky+HD. On the right is David Walliams also drenched in Kanye West’s ass saliva as Shirley Eaton for Heat Magazine.

I’m happy that Kelly feels comfortable enough to proudly flaunt her body like a born and bred nudist now that she’s lost some chunk, but my point goes to David for this one. Only David can pair a prairiedogginface with an “I’m so scared” pose and make it work!

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