At a charity show in London last night, Boy George called a very lucky girl a “rude cunt” before throwing his drink at her. What did the lucky rude cunt do to earn such a high honor that most only dream about when they’re drunkenly dancing around by themselves on an empty dance floor to Tumble 4 Ya (FYI: You can plop me into that visual)? Well, The Sun says that Boy George wasn’t playing any of his popular songs, so the rude cunt entertained herself by talking all loud throughout his performance. You know what they say, fuck with Georgie the Hutt’s magic and you’re going to get a cunt word in the ear and a splash of vodka to the face.
I don’t know what made me laugh more in this video, that wheezy old queen Georgie blowing out a torch song, or the rude little cunt screeching for her mommy as if he threw acid on her asshole. And then George waddles off the stage like he’s going to chase after her, chain her to his radiator and then beat her with the chunkiest butt beads in his drawer. Or maybe he was heading to the potato bar since brawlin’ makes him hungry. I don’t know, but I do know that George needs to do this at every show!