Save Doji!

October 26, 2010 / Posted by:

The CRAZY Quaids’ National Lampoon’s Escape to Canada” plan fell apart over the weekend when they were caught by Vancouver police and turned over to immigration officials. Randy and Evi Quaid begged Canada to save them from the “Hollywood whackers” who are responsible for the tragic deaths of their friends including Heath Ledger and David Carradine. Well, another member of the Quaid family might be turned into glue, or since this Canada we’re talking about, maple syrup. Or better yet, that brown glue that sort of looks like burnt honey. Anyways, this is not about glue that looks like honey! This is about the Quaids’ poor dog Doji.

TMZ says that Doji was with Randy and Evi when their refugee dreams were popped. When Randy and Evi were shuffled off to the nearest jail cell, Doji was taken to an animal shelter in Vancouver. Cousin Eddie has yet to pick up Doji from the shelter, and apparently Vancouver law states that any jailed dog that hasn’t been claimed for more than 3 days becomes property of the city. The keeper of the pound then has the right to either put the dog up for adoption or send it on a premature trip to heaven!

Vancouver Animal Control tells TMZ that they try their hardest to find every dog a new home before they resort to giving it a death kiss to the veins 🙁

Dennis, get your ass to Canada and save this dog! But seriously, now that the news of Doji’s incarceration is making the rounds, I’m sure Animal Control isn’t going to tuck him in for a permanent mimis. Doji will be saved (I hope). Besides, sitting in a doggy jail cell is probably better than Randy and Evi always checking the insides of your ears for hidden recording devices planted by their enemies.

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