Need the perfect monster costume to throw some permanent scare on the dumb neighborhood children who don’t know that the international sign for DON’T EVEN is a turned off porch light? Or to wear for the kinky dude in your life who rubs his foreskin to pictures of Jocelyn Wildenstein and always licks his lips when Dorothy Zbornak floats onto the TV screen (But who doesn’t, right?). The scary Grocery Store Monster costume from the Snickers commercial is just what your ass needs and it can be all yours! Clothes Off Your Back is auctioning off the mask and robe used in the commercial and the bid is at $250 right now with less than 2 days left. But if you’d rather spend $250 on whores and the bad shit, you can make your own using a printed out picture of Xtina and a leopard Snuggie.