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October 26, 2010 / Posted by:

The Yakult Mascot – If my digestive system was a cuddly clean plushie who cooed like a baby Ewok and wasn’t a smelly mound of organs drenched in coagulated shit and slimy neon yellow bile (Or whatever it’s called, I am not a science class!), I’d go horseback riding on the beach with it and let it blow bubbles in my face too. Okay, for real, I’d still go horseback riding with it as long as it bought me a Christmas present. Well, that wrapping paper is nice!

And I will not comment on that wiggly tube on the top of its head. Not today. Not ever.

(For Bobby)

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