Dumb Bitches Of The Day

October 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Australian tennis star Lleyton Hewitt and his wife Bec aren’t only fashion masterminds (see the glorious 90s mess above, which I swear I’ve seen before on a member of Jade or maybe in a dressing room discard bin at Judy’s circa 1994), they are also geniuses when it comes to pulling every last dollar and bit of attention out of the birth of their baby. Aspiring fame whores, exorcise dignity from your system (which you’ve already done by coming on to this site) and take note!

Lleyton and Bec’s daughter was born this past weekend and they are planning to announce her name later this week…for a price. Yahoo! Sports says that Lleyton and Bec have teamed up with “Text A Star” to deliver the name of their baby for $2 a message. Now you can get fucked for $2 a minute without pressing 9-0-0.

When the media started to get on Lleyton and Bec for putting their baby’s name on the corner and forcing it take shake its ass for two dollas, he wrote this on his website:

Some sections of the media have as usual found it opportune to place some spin on reality by suggesting we have taken this approach just to make money. Certain media people believe that are the only ones who should have an exclusive. In this instance we made a decision that my fans deserve to know first, and the general public second. That’s what we have done and just look at how many of the media have reported it. I’ve always assured my fans that they’d be the 1st to know on Text a Star and that’s why I am part of such a great program, as I can send it straight from my mobile directly to theirs.

“We care about our fans so much that we are going to charge them two dollars for a series of letters they can read ANYWHERE FUCKING ELSE FOR FREE ONCE IT LEAKS!!!!” Hahaha. Those dumb bitches have outdone everybody. Let’s just hope they keep the shameless whoring going by charging another $2 for their baby’s first burp, fart, and her first words which will totally be “TEXT A STAR.”

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