Open Post: Hosted By An Explosion Of Awwwws

October 25, 2010 / Posted by:

I take your My Little Terrorist Pony and raise you a box full of kitten bombs. The bomb squad in Florida showed up to a social security office to investigate a suspicious box outside of the building. When a member of the bomb squad went to peek into the box, she got blasted in the face with a giant burst of adorableness! It’s The Meow Locker! A box full of pussy is also what Tiger Woods hopes Santa Claus will slide under his tree every year (too easy, I know).

This clip will slightly tug at the dry and splintery rope attached to your heart until you start thinking about the malicious cunt who abandoned a box of adorable KITTEHS! That’s not how you abandon kittens! You’re supposed to wrap them in a cashmere throw in a wicker basket and gently put them on the porch of an old lady’s house.

And what if the bomb squad strapped a stick of dynamite over the box before peeking inside? No, no, no, I’m not going to blow up our happy-ish ending.

via Buzzfeed

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