Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 25, 2010 / Posted by:

We now know the answer to the question: Who in the greasy cotton hell loves belly button lint? 45-year-old Graham Barker from Perth, Australia is a librarian by day and a belly button dingle collector by night. Graham has earned a place in the Guinness Book of Records for his massive collection of belly button lint, 22.1 grahams to be exact. Yeah, so when you’re flicking that shit off into the trash can, Graham is straight up popping a soul boner. Kinky lint licker!

Graham tells the Daily Mail that his fascination with navel nuggets started in 1984 when he pulled one out one night, “One evening, when a little under-occupied, I noticed the lint in my navel and started wondering about it. I became curious as to how much of it one person can produce, and decided the only way to find out was to collect it for a while and see.” AND A DINGLE LINT MONSTER WAS BORN!

So every night while he’s waiting for the shower to warm up, Graham’s fingers pay a visit to his hongray belly button and pull out whatever treasures are hiding in there. Graham says that the amount of lint his belly button has snatched depends on what he wore during the day. I guess thermal underwear spits out the most lint. The lint doesn’t smell and never goes moldy.

Graham has already sold three jars to a museum and his fourth is almost full. The day his belly button stops eating lint is the day he stops collection. Graham ended with, “And some think I must have too much time on my hands, which always strikes me as an illogical thing to say about a habit which only occupies ten seconds per day. A small minority with no sense of humor just don’t get it and express their opinion with rude words.”

John Travolta most likely collects the dried up jizz balls from his belly button, so Graham’s favorite sport is not that gross. Hey, he’s doing something with his life! But you know, this makes me want to yell at my own belly button, because I never EVER get lint down there even when I wear a thermals. Does this mean my belly button is anorexic? Or maybe it’s a spitter and not a swallower. My belly button disappoints me so.

And is it just me or does Graham’s collection sort of look like good shit buds and Fruity Pebbles? I know what I’m having for breakfast!

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