Mimi has yet to comment on if her rhinestone-encrusted cocoon of a womb is going to spit out a baby butterfly, but the site HollyBaby is saying she’s about four months pregnant with a boy. A BOY! I really can’t wait to see Mimi walking around with a baby boy wearing a bedazzled hot pink onesie, sparkly butterfly wings and a Hello Kitty plushie hat on top of his head. Suri Cruise can just retire now.
The source says that Mimi got a case of the BABIES!!! thanks to IVF, which is why swole up like a dick trapped in a bath tub faucet (don’t ask). Mimi is about to start promoting her newest Christmas album and that’s when she’s going to confirm that her womb is currently occupied. The source went on to say, “She’s having a boy, but the reason that Mariah didn’t want to say anything is because she is 40, and she’s superstitious. But she’s going to appear on Oprah and The View, so she’s planning on making the announcement soon.”
Mimi better not disappoint with the name. I want a name that makes me feel like I’m riding on the shoulders of a baby pink polar bear on the cover of a Lisa Frank folder. If Mimi asks, tell her the name Princess Rainbow Heart Kitty isn’t too much for a boy. Not at all.