Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 24, 2010 / Posted by:

By popular demand, here’s Lu Lu, the graceful lady dog of Zhumadian whose signature sashay has caused Posh Beckham to retire to the nearest corner to contemplate the purpose of her life now that she knows a miniature pinscher from China can strut better than she can! Yup, every step that hot bitch makes pulls a tear out of the eyes of her competition. Get Suri a Kleenex, because she’s going to need after she sees this. This is also Parasite Hilton’s worst nightmare, because dogs aren’t supposed to carry bags, they’re supposed to be carried IN bags.

Lu Lu’s owner Zhou Guanshun says that she learned how to walk on her hind legs by herself (uh huh) and does it so she can hold her favorite beat ass teddy bear purse (uh huh: the sequel). Lu Lu has become a local celebrity in Zhumadian and she can regularly be seen around town stomping glitter into the sidewalk.

Here’s Lu Lu throwing her owner a “Peta is going to git you for this” look:

Lu Lu is a genteel lady who lunches from the waist up, but she’s a total SHAMELESS SLUT from the waist down. I mean, her pussy is hanging out! Nice touch, Lu Lu, you classy whore, you.

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