At 11:11 and 11:12 am EST today, you might have heard two unicorn coos softly skipping along the wind outside. No, you didn’t hear Bill Kaultiz’s mating call, but I totally understand why you would think that. You heard the sounds of Celine Dion’s twin boys entering this world! Yup, their first wet burps are totally going to go to #1 and #2 (respectively) on the adult contemporary charts.
People confirms that Celine and her 500-year-old husband René (insert the obligatory “they can share the same diaper changing table” comment here) became parents in Florida today for the second and third time. Celine’s BABIES!!! showed up a little early so they are hanging out in an incubator for a while. This is the shit Celine’s rep said:
“Celine, René and their son René-Charles are thrilled. One of the boys weighed in at 5 lbs., 4 oz., with the other at 5 lbs., 10 oz.
Celine is resting now and they plan to discuss what to name the boys when she wakes up. René-Charles has been to the hospital to visit his brothers and is just so excited they are here.”
NO NAMES!? How in the fuck can you birth out a baby statement and not give us the names? But my guess is that Celine and Pepaw René are going to name them René-Charlesier and René-Charlesest since they were most likely both born with a luscious waterfall mane of golden dreams on their head.
And I can’t wait to see all of them on a SANS FARDS cover of 7 Jours.