Seeing pictures of that homewrecking skank Andy Cohen tickling Mah Boo Anderson Cooper’s ear with his flirty words made me collapse against the wall and slowly slide to the floor, but this is bringing on a whole new kind of melodramatic fall. Think of Sharon Stone’s glassy-eyed final stumble down the dark hallway to the depths of HELL in Casino (sans the whole “dying of an overdose” thing):
Yeah, Mah Boo is simply doing his paid job by interviewing Lady CaCa for 60 Minutes in London, but was the hug necessary? (OBVIOUS ANSWER: NO!!!). CaCa knew what she was doing. She made sure Mah Boo got a good look at her bunny teefs, because she knows how much he loves creatures of the hopping kind. And Mah Boo is wrong for falling for it.
I swear, there must be some kind of support group for delusional bitches whose fantasy boyfriend keeps betraying them through pictures. There must be! Can somebody please ask Jennifer Aniston and get back to me.