Afternoon Crumbs
And Parasite Hilton was seen running towards the Mexico/Texas border with her mouth wide open – Internet Today
Jakey G is starting to give off Brawny Man flavor – Lainey Gossip
Nick Hogan has never looked hotter – The Superficial
JWoww or the really hot late-in-life chola at my mom’s job who always comes to work with a hickey on her froat – Hollywood Tuna
Glamberace seizes and conquers a hot piece’s mouth in Australia – Towleroad
Like a garden snake trying to digest an armadillo (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Please tell me the Russian spy wore these same outfits when she was on her espionage missions – NYC Barstool Sports
All in the family! Sister Wife #2 used to hump on Sister Wife #1’s brother – Celebitchy
Jessica Simpson runs into Nick Lachey while eatin’ with her rent-a-piece – Popsugar
Emma Roberts’ dress looks like the shelf liner paper I had in my first apartment so I can’t hate – Popoholic
The house where Kevin Jonas and his bride didn’t have sex in – The Berry
Usher was a really really late bloomer (sarcasm) – ICYDK
No big lezzie wedding for Missy Elliot – Necole Bitchie
Brit Brit got that sunset-ey “just got stoned” look in her eyes – Just Jared
The sky is blue, ducks quack, Jessica Simpson farted and Kate Gosselin’s latest nanny just quit on her ass – I’m Not Obsessed
Faked! – Cityrag
Anna Faris’ pointy knee scares me – Hollywood Rag
The recipient of 2010’s Downriver Trash Award lost custody of her kids – MyFox Detroit