I do realize that Halloween isn’t only a time for wannabe pussy peddlers to bring their dormant slut out by putting their good parts on display and walking the streets (or bars, whatever) like a proud whore should. I do know that it’s also a time for us to give each other a scare colonic, but was this really necessary? The Internet is already a place where nightmares go for inspiration.
Do we have to put the most terrifying dog mask ever created over our dog’s head and then seductively crawl around him like a Na’vi girl ready to tail fuck with her soulmate under the Tree of Whatever? THINK OF THE CHICKIES!