Mad Mel Is Out Of A Job
A few days ago, future Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and comedian Zach Galifianakis roared out this shit during a Comedy Death-Ray podcast (via Vulture): “But a movie you’re acting in, you don’t have a lot of control — you just show up and vomit your lines out. I’m not the boss. I’m in a deep protest right now with a movie I’m working on, up in arms about something. But I can’t get the guys to [listen] … I’m not making any leeway.”
Well, it looks like Zach not only made leeway but he straight up sank Mad Mel’s empty upside down hot tub floating in the ocean. Todd Phillips, director of the The Hangover 2, announced today that Mel Gibson is no longer going to shoot a cameo as a tattoo artist.
And so it begins…. It looks like Mel’s career will consist of Jodie Foster movies and KKK touring productions of Mein Kunt: The Musical Spectacular.
Anyways, here’s Todd’s statement from The Hollywood Reporter:
“I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew.”
What he’s trying to say is that the producers refused to pay Mad Mel in before-jacuzzi blow jobs. Bitch still can’t get his dick sucked.
What’s funny is that Mike Tyson, a convicted rapist, was in the first Hangover, but yet the cast and crew is like making the sign of the holy cross at Mad Mel. Ha. But Mike turned his reputation around as soon as he became a pigeon’s best fweeend. So that’s what that bloated bag of Nazi farts needs to do, befriend more pigeons. Preferably, pigeons wearing tiny yarmulkes.