Maurie & Flaurie, the mascots of Superdawg, a drive-in hot dog stand in Chicago and Wheeler, IL.
Maurie is a gigantic bodybuilding wiener wearing a sexy Fred Flinstone stripper onesie. And Flaurie must have that Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? syndrome, because she’s a grown ass weiener dressing like a 5-year-old circa 1960s. AND Maurie and Flaurie are supposed to be on a roof date! More like a roofie date, because that’s the only explanation for this pairing. Enough said.
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