Afternoon Crumbs
The Situation is coming out with a book, because he won’t stop until he gives you an STD through all mediums – The Superficial
Cameron Diaz’s possible new piece strangely reminds me of this ex-boyfriend who never shut the bathroom door no matter what the situation was. Cameron should invest in an eye mask and maybe some nose plugs marinated in Fabreeze – Lainey Gossip
How much do you want to bet that’s not ice cream on Karissa Shannon’s titties? – Hollywood Tuna
The trailer for Carl Paladino’s pick for must-see holiday movie – Towleroad
Did ScarJo’s hair get caught in the garbage disposal (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
MiserAlba in Marie Claire Russia – Popoholic
The perfect after lunch treat – NYC Barstool Sports
And I bet Kanye West’s ass lips are covered in pure platinum – Celebitchy
Scenes from the Nailympics – The Berry
George Clooney is like, “Damn, I wanna suck on that zipper!” – Popsugar
In today’s edition of “Who’s Kim Kardashian fucking today?” – Just Jared
Dear Lady CaCa, Patsy Stone wants her hair bump back now – I’m Not Obsessed
Xtina’s rep denies that she’s scissoring on LiLo’s seconds – ICYDK
How should I feel about this dog? – Cityrag
Big Brother gay drama (now with mug shot!) – Popbytes
Mimi also might be carrying a baby in her neck and in each cheek – SOW
Daphne Guinness’ $1 million bath – Hollywood Rag