Jean-Claude Van Damme Had A Heart Attack
October 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Contrary to what we learned in science class, Jean-Claude Van Damme’s heart is not an unstoppable organ made of cyborg parts and bullets covered in the blood of his enemies. Sadly, Jean-Claude’s heart karate kicked itself and he suffered a minor heart attack while working on the set of his new movie in New Orleans. Somewhere, a call girl’s labia is waiting for someone to snort a line off of it and he’s not coming…
The NYDN reports that filming on the movie has been put on pause while Jean-Claude’s heart gets back into ass kicking condition. JC was briefly hospitalized in New Orleans before going back to Belgium to fully recover. His rep says that he’s doing okay.
And there has to be a Chuck Norris fact hiding somewhere in this story.
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