Coked Up On Charlie Rose

October 20, 2010 / Posted by:

St. Angie Jo has openly talked about how before her veins were filled with the spirit of the saints, they were spiked with various varieties of the bad shit, so this interview with her old drug dealer isn’t really going to make you smear the pearl necklace you got this morning.

Franklin Meyer, a retired bad shit merchant, tells Life & Style that he regularly sold coke and heroin to Angie Jo in the late 90s and early 2000s. Their business relationship was born in 1997 when Angie and some dude came to his room at the Chelsea Hotel in NYC to buy their shit. For the next few years, Angie would pay Franklin a visit at least a couple of times a week. They would sometimes conduct business at her apartment on the UWS. Franklin added, “She would generally spend about $100 each time — that would buy maybe half a gram of coke and a 10th of a gram of heroin. She would snort the cocaine and the heroin in front of me. It didn’t seem to matter to her who else was there.”

Franklin even has proof! Sort of. In the clip above from a Charlie Rose interview back in 2000, Franklin says that Angie is higher than Jesus’ fart. Right before she made her way to Charlie Rose’s studio, she took a bump of coke at Frederick’s place. She went right back for more after the interview ended.

Angie totally looks scrambled in the brains, but being in a black box with Charlie Rose does have that effect on some people. How can you concentrate on anything when Charlie Rose’s soft soothing velvet whisper of a voice is stroking all of your senses while the glare from his eyes pinch at your nipples. You can’t! But seriously, Angie is every kind of fucked up in that video.

Life & Style also proclaims on their cover that this is THE VIDEO THAT WILL SPLIT BRAD & ANGIE. I have to agree with them. This story will definitely send Brad Pitt running back into Jennifer Aniston’s open arms (Note: If you drive by Jennifer Aniston’s house right now, you will see her standing on the sidewalk with her arms wide open).

I mean, that dumb bitch Angie paid $100 for half a gram! Who wants to be associated with an ex cokey who got ripped off repeatedly? Embarrassing!

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