Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 20, 2010 / Posted by:

This C+/B- list television actor is on one of the most popular network ensemble shows. Yes, the show you are probably thinking. Anyway, our actor was on the phone having phone sex with a woman. Presumably. Anyway, at one point he got another call from another woman so he clicked over and made plans to see her that night for some sex. Our actor thought he had hung up the phone, so started right back up having phone sex with what he thought was the first woman and then he heard the voice of the woman he had just made plans with for that night. Needless to say, they did not go out. (CDAN)

Whoever it is has my respect for keeping phone fucking alive. With sexting and Skype screwing on the rise, phone sex is a dying sport. My guess is Puck from Glee? I’ll also throw in Mr. Shu’s name, but only because it gives me a reason to once again use this picture of him with a mutilated Furby on his crotch.

This very famous actress is angry and loaded for bear. She’s been out of town, and during that time, her on-and-off SO has been cavorting with another woman, who is also a celebrity.

In the past, Actress actually used to be friendly with Other – although we don’t believe they have ever worked together professionally – and even hung out with her on several occasions. But at that time, Actress and SO were in a committed relationship, and Other was married to someone else and didn’t seem to pose much of a threat.

Well, Other is now single, and appears to be making her move on Actress’ SO. Actress and SO have already had several yelling matches on the phone, and once Actress is back in town, everyone is going to get read the riot act. If Other is smart, she will back off before things get ugly. (Blind Gossip)

Lindsay Lohan, SamRo and Xtina? And there’s only one way to settle this: NEKKID POOL FIGHT! Preferably, a pool filled with Clorox, Gun Scrubber and Dawn. If they’re going to fight, they might as well get some of those layers of crusted fake tanner off their skin while doing so.

What young actress filming a remake is a gigantically lesbian person, delightfully enough? (Village Voice

Gigantically lesbian person is the phrase of the day. Does Girl with the Dragon Tattoo count as a remake? If so, I’ll go with Rooney Mara?

Which superstar’s daughter annoyingly talks French to people who don’t necessarily know French, repeating the same phrases whenever she doesn’t want to really answer a question? (Village Voice)

LOURDES, stop right now! Or Suri. Yeah, it’s probably Suri. She’s fancy.

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