Afternoon Crumbs

October 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Harry Potter! If you’re going to bust out the white lace bra you should at least use the Engorgio spell on your titty area beforehand – Towleroad

And I will spit up a GOOP if down home cuntry stars Fishsticks Paltrow says to the audience, “It’s good to be back home in Nashville, you all” – Lainey Gossip

The Parents Television Council is the PETA of whiny moms – The Superficial

Playboy Playmate gone wild! Like really wild. Like “shoot your boyfriend and blame a drug dealer” wild (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

R.I.P. West Coast Choppers Celebitchy

Julianne Moore looking hot in Allure – The Berry

“Hey, RiRi, why don’t you pose on this pile of dirty laundry!” – Popoholic

Cameron Diaz’s #1 fan (and a total dildo filled with CRAZY) would have a name like Grim LeRogue – NYC Barstool Sports

How Jennifer Aniston spends a Saturday night. I’m jealous. – OMG Blog

Courtney Cox and David Arquette are back together…but only to watch their kid win a ribbon or something – Popsugar

Adriana Lima models Victoria’s Secret’s newest “You’ll Never Own This Mess” bra – Just Jared

No, No, No, Brit Brit is just playing “smell my finger” with herself – Cityrag

Peaches Geldof blah blah blah – Holy Moly!

Chupa is having a boy…a boy that she’ll dress up in fur vests and high-heeled moccasins – ICYDK

Something Brandy thought you should know, she hasn’t gotten dicked in 6 years – Necole Bitchie

Exciting development of the day: Rachel Bilson pushing a shopping cart – Hollywood Rag

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