Uma Thurman’s Make-Up Artist Hates Her

October 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Looking like Parasite Hilton’s pussy just sneezed all over her face, Uma Thurman showed up to the City University of New York’s 40th annual gala last night with a little something on her nose, brows, under eyes, etc… etc..

This is what Nicole Kidman sees when she looks in the mirror in the morning before she defrosts her face over a portable heater in her bathroom. You know, Snow Miser face happens. It’s just a damn shame that White Oprah wasn’t around to snort that mess right off of Uma’s nose.

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