After years of praying for her prince, Britney’s knight arrived on his salty stallion. – VedHead2010
Matthew Broderick plans the most romantic date nights. – jazzfish_77
“They always fuck you at the drive-thru! I asked for a Filet-o-Fish and a donkey, goddamnit!” – Deb
McDonald’s introduces a “leaner” meat in their new “McBurro” burgers. – Justmeyall
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