This story from Radar doesn’t really come out and say that SamRo offered up her tongue for Xtina’s weepy vag to cry on after her split from Bat Boy, but the source kind of insinuates this. Apparently, SamRo and Xtina’s friendship became closer when the cave of true love Bat Boy shared with her collapsed into a million pieces. Xtina stopped trolling for chocha in gay bars and spent more time with SamRo instead. I swear, SamRo is the Captain Save-A-Ho of Hollywood .
The source went on to say this shit, “They’ve known each other forever and they’re good friends. Samantha was in Mexico with Christina for Nicole’s [Richie] bachelorette party. Christina and Sam grew closer as her marriage crumbled, and eventually Jordan found himself unnecessary in his wife’s life.”
Just because SamRo is wiping away Xtina’s oily tears with a baby wipe dipped in Palmolive doesn’t mean they’re bumping baginas. And even if they are, it’s for the best. I mean, the quickest way to stop crying through your eyes is to start crying panty pudding down below. The truth.
And the minute Lindsay Lohan gets out of rehab, she’s gonna cut a bitch. Well, it’s better than her cutting a line, right?