Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe normally looks like the wispy ghost of a 75-year-old first class passenger on the Titanic, but at last night’s Elle Magazine’s Women in Hollywood party she looked like she actually breaths in oxygen like the rest of us! And I bet she didn’t even worry for one second about the possibility of airborne calories making their way into her body as she breathed in. I don’t even have the urge to wash my clothes on her chest the way I normally do! Being maybe pregnant is working wonders on Chupa.
I say “maybe pregnant”, because Chupa hasn’t confirmed or denied that her golden raisin womb is currently occupied by a fetus the size of a lentil (and now I’m hungry) and you can’t really tell from these pictures. Not that we’ll ever able to tell since Chupa’s 9-month baby bump is probably going to be the size of Michael Kors’ penis head belly button.