There’s something uncomfortably strange about seeing Lea Michele pose hard as though she’s an aspiring teenage slut on MySpace (or Demi Moore). It’s as if a Beagle puppy gave you fuckme eyes while licking at her nipples or if a bunny wiggled her tail at you while wearing a baby pink lace negligee. It makes you want to throw a blanket over your head as if it’s bed time and you’re a bird cage. It’s not right and it’s unnatural!
You know, I’m all for bringing out your inner dirty whore for the cameras, but DAMN! The last time I saw someone trying this hard they were pushing out a kidney stone and it was me! I can’t, you can’t, we all can’t.
Here’s a few more pictures of Lea, Dianna Agron and Cory Monteith representing ho shit in GQ Magazine (shot by Terry Richardson). Well, I should say that Lea and Dianna are representing. Cory is doing no such thing since he’s fully clothed! Why isn’t he in his damn panties? The nurse’s office will be waiting for his written excuse.