DWTS: Bristol Palin In A Monkey Suit

October 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Who thought it was a good idea to stuff Bristol Palin into a TG Fabulicious costume and push her out onto the dance floor? “Oh, Bristol has the rhythm of an empty toilet paper roll but maybe this FOOLISH GORILLA SUIT will help her moves.” It didn’t. That is the saddest dancing gorilla I have ever seen. That gorilla must suffer from cataracts, Meniere’s disease and a chronic case of constipation. Poor thing. Even Dian Fossey would recommend euthanasia for that tortured gorilla.

But when Bristol ripped off the monkey suit, her dancing really wasn’t even better. While her partner jumped around like a gay grasshopper on a trampoline, Bristol was Zzzzzz on arrival. And the judges once again stamped the mark of Satan on Bristol by giving her a 6-6-6. They need to give her a one-way ticket on an inner tube headed for Alaska is what they need to do. Well, she gave us a SAD GORILLA DANCE! That is unacceptable!

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