According to TMZ, Justin Bieber is no longer in danger of facing a time out in a high-security playpen in the corner, because the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (Tommy Girl “Eh-ed” in his panties) have concluded that he is not to blame for the toddler fight that went down at a laser tag center in Richmond, B.C. over the weekend. AND sources tell TMZ that Shawty Mane was the true victim, because the 12-year-old boy kept calling him a “faggot.” This 12-year-old (alleged) asshole obviously hasn’t spent quality time with LWLLJB.com.
The sources claim that during a game of laser tag, the 12-year-old purposely targeted Justin Bieber and kept getting all up in his personal space. Basically it went like this: 12-year-old POW POW at the Bieb, Bieb crawls away to safety, 12-year-old followed the Bieb, POW POWs at him again, etc… etc… When Justin finally told the 12-year-old to get out of his life, the boy responded with: “What are you gonna do about it, faggot? You’re a faggot.” The alleged baby homophobe then put on his hand, and Justin swatted it away. That was the that.
The baby homophobe’s father is the one who filed the complaint with police and was heard crying about how he’s going to get a lawyer.
Because of this experience, Justin will join the anti-bully campaign.
Since Justin Bieber will shoot his own #itgetsbieber video message any day now, here’s my favorite one. Pull up a booster seat and take notes, Bieb!