The Quaids Are Wanted Again

Randy and Evi Quaid were supposed to show up to a court room in Santa Barbara, CA today, and guess what they didn’t. Like they were going to show up anyways. It’s Randy and Evi Quaid!!! If you whisper “Show up to court at 9am on Monday morning” into their ear, they will hear this instead: “Fat marmots working for the government are trying to steal your identities.” So instead of rolling their crazy asses into a court room today, they’re up in the hills digging holes and looking for fat marmots.

E! News reports that Cousin Eddie and his bride of lunacy are facing arrest after they were truant for a mandatory court hearing today. The judge put a $50,000 warrant over both of their heads and she’s giving them a week. Their next hearing is scheduled for October 26th.

Last month, the Quaids were arrested for squatting in a Santa Barbara home they used to own a while ago. Like a true crazy, Randy believes that he was swindled out of the home and he has every right to be there even though documents prove otherwise. The Quaids were charged with felony vandalism, because they messed the place up.

If the judge really wants the Quaids to show up on October 26th, she’ll leave a trail of fat marmots from Circle K (crazies love Circle K) to the court house. It’s the only way.