Open Post: Hosted By The Pop Star Of Your Nightmares

October 18, 2010 / Posted by:

With a voice more natural than Miley Cyrus’ auto-tuned queef and moves smoother than Our Lady Of Cheeto’s choreographed arm waves, the fembot pop star made her performance debut at the Digital Content Expo in Tokyo this past weekend. This is what it would look like if Suri Cruise joined Destiny’s Child. Suri’s Child. JUST NO NO NO!

If a robot can dance and lip-synch to songs, she can also creep up on you while you’re sleeping, wave a kitchen knife all over your face and write a suicide note in your own handwriting.

We already have too many factory built poop stars with microchip brains and mouths operated by remote control, we don’t need another one. This is seriously how it’s going to end.

via TDW

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