Hide Yo Moms: Shia LaBeouf Might Be Single Again

October 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Carey Mulligan has whispered into ears of those around her that she’s about to sprout her wings and leave a trail of twinkling pixie dust from Los Angeles to London. Carey is fluttering back to Britain to spend more time with her family and friends over there. Of course, this has got some hos saying that this means that Carey’s parts are now on a LaBeef-free diet.

Carey told The Telegraph at the London premiere of Never Let Me Go, “I’m moving back to England: it’s a long story. I am spending some more time here at the moment. Just spending time with my family, really.

These two never made sense to me. I’m type-casting here, but Carey Mulligan seems like the type that loves to spend her weekend afternoons sipping organic tea from a sweet porcelain cup in between reading from a book of love sonnets to her beloved (she totally calls her boyfriend “my beloved“). And well, it sort of puts a skid mark on Carey’s lace doily when Shia busts out a silent one and snorts after saying, “More like let me fart the ways.” Yeah, that won’t work.

Besides, it takes a certain crazy bitch to not break character when Shia asks her to put on a curly wig and a pair of gypsy pants to spank his bare nalgas.

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