It had to be done. Someone has taken both Sesame Street’s “I Love My Hair” video and Willow Smith’s neck brace anthem “Whip My Hair“, thrown them into a molcajete and mashed away without regret. Acupuncturists better order child-friendly needles (think multi-colors and Troll tops) and chiropractors better learn how to do cartoon voices while making adjustments, because the rise in neck sprains in chirruns is about to rise thank to this mess!
This fall will be all about toddlers in neck braces and dizzy kids falling over. Whippin’ your hair is worse than the pinata twirl. Does the Illuminati have their own wing at the Scientology Center, because Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are definitely working in the name of EVIL!
And don’t waste all your outrage on this mash-up, because you know Elmo doing the Bed Intruder Song is coming soon.