Afternoon Crumbs

October 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Close the damn stall door, Spider-Ginge! We know your b-hole shoots out webs, we don’t need to see it for ourselves. – Towleroad

Alcide from True Blood is promised to be married, so that will make your hump sessions with your homemade Alcide body pillow less realistic – Lainey Gossip

What in the Secretariat harness hell is Blake Lively wearing? – The Superficial

Emma Stone at Letterman (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Just looking at a picture of Mad Mel makes me feel like I’ve just been hit over the head with an empty bottle of Thunderbird and force fed an entire keg, so this makes sense – Celebitchy

Awkward senior year photos – The Berry

From the legs, Halle, from the legs!!! – Popoholic

A vote for Sam Katz is a vote for kicking children in the head – OMG Blog

The greatest singah in duh woooorld is in the hospital – Just Jared

A dead dude’s widow and his mistress whore walk into a sperm bank together – NYC Barstool Sports

Lance Armstrong’s omnipowerful ball strikes again – ICYDK

Attack of the duck face – Cityrag

Looking for the perfect swimsuit that makes your body look like that of a bloated drunk grandpa? Shenae Grimes has just the one! – Celebslam

This should be illegal in most countries – Hollywood Rag

If The Joker paid a visit to Dr. 90210 – SOW

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