Afternoon Crumbs
Close the damn stall door, Spider-Ginge! We know your b-hole shoots out webs, we don’t need to see it for ourselves. – Towleroad
Alcide from True Blood is promised to be married, so that will make your hump sessions with your homemade Alcide body pillow less realistic – Lainey Gossip
What in the Secretariat harness hell is Blake Lively wearing? – The Superficial
Emma Stone at Letterman (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Just looking at a picture of Mad Mel makes me feel like I’ve just been hit over the head with an empty bottle of Thunderbird and force fed an entire keg, so this makes sense – Celebitchy
Awkward senior year photos – The Berry
From the legs, Halle, from the legs!!! – Popoholic
A vote for Sam Katz is a vote for kicking children in the head – OMG Blog
The greatest singah in duh woooorld is in the hospital – Just Jared
A dead dude’s widow and his mistress whore walk into a sperm bank together – NYC Barstool Sports
Lance Armstrong’s omnipowerful ball strikes again – ICYDK
Attack of the duck face – Cityrag
Looking for the perfect swimsuit that makes your body look like that of a bloated drunk grandpa? Shenae Grimes has just the one! – Celebslam
This should be illegal in most countries – Hollywood Rag
If The Joker paid a visit to Dr. 90210 – SOW