They STILL Won’t Let Kanye West Be Great!!!!

October 17, 2010 / Posted by:

I’m so not drunk, high or (insert the name of anything that allows you to walk hand-in-hand with fuckery) enough to deal with this, but I’ll give it a go anyways. So Kanye West Tweeted out his newest work of fresh foolery: the cover for his new album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” which has been banned in the USA!!! Or maybe Gay Fish is just pulling all of our dicks without lube while pinching at his b-hole with lube. Whatever, we’ll still blame Taylor Swift. Here’s what Kanye West had to say about the work of art that should be hanging over the little boy urinal at the MET:

Banned in the USA!!! They don’t want me chilling on the couch with my phoenix!
about 1 hour ago via Twitpic

In the 70s album covers had actual nudity… It’s so funny that people forget that… Everything has been so commercialized now.
about 1 hour ago via web

I know that cover just blew yall minds … I wish yall could see how hard I’m smiling right now!!! about 1 hour ago via web

In all honesty … I really don’t be thinking about Wal-Mart when I make my music or album covers #Kanyeshrug!
2 minutes ago via web

I wanna sell albums but not at the expense of my true creativity.
less than 5 seconds ago via web

That cover might be blowing saliva bubbles into my mind if I knew what in the drunk Sasquatch hell it is! It looks like an Illuminati-ized Dennis Rodman making a fart while some lady with a Dalmatian tail and a Fandango Puppet face grinds on his leg. If my therapist showed me this shit during our session and asked me to describe it, I’d grab some jelly beans from the bowl off her desk and demand a damn refund!

And Kanye totally bought this painting off of Regretsy, right?

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