Cancel the order for your slutty Chewbacca costume, because Antoine Dodson has come out with his very own Bed Intruder costume, and all proceeds go to keeping the golden searhorse’s luxurious weave as satiny and smooth as the layer of fringe on Verdine White’s taint zone.
You can slutify this costume for Whore-O-Peen by cutting the tank top so that the bottom of your nipple plates peek out from under (keep it classy). Pair it with a denim thong and some Converse lucite heels. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, but don’t hide yo candy.
(Thanks to all who sent this mess in)