Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Destiny’s Present! – When Destiny tucks her child into a House of Derriere bed (which is stuffed with Beyonce’s old weave tracks and genuine moth balls from Basement Baby’s basement), this is what comes out to play afterwards. Vice Magazine has handed all of us this special present wrapped in neon pink Lycra and tied with a ribbon made of the moist gusset from a glittery thong. Put on the yard long acrylic nail you keep in your kitchen drawer for occasions like this and use it to gently untie the ribbon and dive eye balls first into the luxurious world of Destiny’s Present.

Once you push open the glass door to Destiny’s Present’s eBay store and are welcomed with an alert bell (set to the melody of Jody Watley’s “Looking For A New Love“), you will come face to face with the mysterious beauty who runs the place. DP’s owner, who has left a career in law enforcement to purse her dreams of draping the world in sensual class, will shimmy her all-natural full moon titties into ravishing ensemble after ravishing ensemble and model them all for you. Ensembles that are perfection for every occasion.

Do you need the perfect neoprene one-piece that is cut so high that it will make your pussy scream “UNCLE”? Destiny’s Present has it. Do you need the perfect hot pink spandex catsuit to wear while gyrating under a strobe light on top of a giant speaker in the back of a club that hasn’t been popular since 1989? Destiny’s Present has that too. The perfect dress to wear to your audition for a Sweet Sensation cover group? Yup. To your job as the front desk clerk at a truck stop motel that rents rooms by the minute? DUH! And what about if you simply want to spend a night at home with your touch flower lamp (Side Note: My mother had a touch flower lamp back in the day and they bring HOURS of entertainment)? DP has the perfect pair of exquisite lucite heels for that occasion too. DP has everything!

Once you put on a ravishing outfit from Destiny’s Present, the glamour dripping off of you will cause your haters to slip and fall at your feet. But the Destiny’s Present lady doesn’t laugh and kick at a bitch while they’re down. The Destiny’s Present lady sticks out a helping acrylic nail and gently lifts her haters up off the floor. Stunning, graceful AND charitable.

And on an extremely serious and important note, please go over to the Destiny’s Present eBay store right now and click on every single picture! Bring a note pad, because there’s a lot to learn.

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