Hot Slut Of The Day!
The spotlight stealer of last night’s premiere of The Real Dynasty Wannabes of Botoxey Hills wasn’t that fluffy dog who looks like a hairball coughed up by an Ewok with allergies, it also wasn’t Camille Grammer’s “Baby, I Got Your Money” moves, it was Taylor Armstrong’s LIPS!!! Lips that looks like sour gummy worms after you sucked all the coating off. Lips so juicy that Taylor can’t walk a few steps outside without a mama bird trying to snatch them off her face to take them back to the nest. You get it.
Taylor is also the one with the assholian husband who seems like the type who doesn’t even take his suit jacket off when he strokes his dick in the office. Dude totally gives me Sleeping with the Enemy vibes. That’s why Taylor needs to try to pull back from letting a tube of liquid nails jizz into her lips. I mean, what if she needs to fake her own death by falling off of a boat in the middle of the ocean? Bitch won’t be able to go under water for more than a few seconds thanks to her inner tube lips! The jig will be up because of the water wings on her mouth! No.
Anyways, here’s a few more pictures of Taylor and non-FCC approved lips.
