Bette Midler Does Not Approve

Shia LaBeouf has been in way too many Transformers movies, because the other day in DC he mistook a paparazzo’s camera for a Transformer and tried to slow that motherfucker down with cold coffee. No, but while taking a break from shooting scenes for Transformers 3: The Attack of Michael Bay’s Ego in DC, Shia tried to read a book called “Bad Boy: The Life and Politics of Lee Atwater” outside of a coffee shop. The camera clicks must have eaten at his nerves, because Shia performed a run-by coffee splash on one of the paps.

You don’t see it in this clip, but as soon as Shia’s coffee cup hit the pavement, Bette Midler dropped from the sky, grabbed that shit and chased LaLitterBug down before kissing his prostate with the cup. Bette Midler don’t play.

And the best part of this mess at the 0:45 mark when the pap says “HEY” at the Jasper Beardley-type shuffling across the street. You know pepaw hit the pap with his plastic bag.