Justin Bieber has birthed out an alter ego he’s calling “Shawty Mane” (“Shawty Mane” might also be Kanye’s nickname for his taint bush, so somebody should fact check that) for his new career in rap! Even though a newborn wearing glasses never fails to entertain and Shawty Mane singes the tips of Tom Brady’s copycat Bieber bowl, I cannot with this right now.
Isn’t there some kind of kindergarten version of the East Coast/West Coast feud we can throw Shawty Mane into? P-Nut, Astro Kid and Mini Daddy better pick a side of the playground wisely!
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