Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 14, 2010 / Posted by:

One of my friends asked me on iChat yesterday if I was glued to the human saga we’ll call “Down and Out in Chile” (Bette Midler not included) like a Central Park West marathon and I replied with a, “Too busy watching Ma’s Roadhouse on repeat.” To which my friend pulled this shit out, “How can you deny this? It’s like Baby Jessica times 33! And in Chile, which means it’s way more dramatic!” THE CHILEAN BABY JESSICAS?! Close window. Block username. Force quit.

After I shut my iChat on her face, I thought about what she said and realized that she’s right. She’s especially right because of this semi-ESCANDALO story about our newest addition to the Hot Slut (literally) family Yonni Barrios and his passing the peen ways catching up to him while he was trapped in the underground city of shirtless dudes.

In case you haven’t already clutched your plastic rosary to this mess, Yonni’s wife and mistress found out about each other a couple of weeks ago when they both showed up to a prayer vigil at the site. The SANTO DIOSes shooting out of both of their mouths could be felt all the way down in the rock village below. This most likely caused Yonni to consider staying down there forever and marrying a lovely rock. It also caused everybody else to wonder if the wife and/or the mistress would show up on rescue day.

Well, only the side piece showed up and she welcomed Yonni with a kiss to the face instead of a punch to the dick. The wife stayed home, where she was probably torching all of Yonni’s shit on the front lawn ala Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale.

Here’s the clip of Yonni reuniting with his jump off. Keep that helmet on for a while, Yonni:

When the USA Network eventually makes an original movie about the Chilean miners, Yonni’s love triangle will be a pivotal plot. Erik Estrada and Lupe Ontiveros better call their agents NOW!

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