And Just Like That, I Now Have A Furry Fetish
You know that old timey fable about the woof (it’s so much better without the “l”) who viciously murders a sheep and then pulls a Buffalo Bill by making a body suit out of the sheep’s dead body so that he can easily slip into the “sheep world” to feast on all of their organs? This picture of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper in a bunny suit is totally like that story.
I mean, a silver fox putting on a bunny suit? I see you, Mah Boo. You’re just trying to eat some bunny ass. I’ll play along. As soon as I hit publish on this mess, I’m going to hot glue a bunny ear to each of my ass cheeks (I have no sensation down there anymore, so it won’t hurt), and stand in front of the CNN studios with my ass sticking out.
If one of you bitches sticks a baby carrot between my bunny ears, I’ll never talk to you again! Use a regular-sized carrot instead!
Anyways, Little Bunny Coop Coop posted this picture on his Twitter with the little note:
From ac: in IA for story on ape communication. The apes asked me to dress as a rabbit. Weird, huh?
Wait, the apes asked him to do this?! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! Get me a Teresa Giudice mask, find out how to say “Take off your clothes and wiggle” in Kokonese and then launch me into the ape den NOW!
(Thanks to everyone who sent this to me a million times!!!! Easter has come early and so has…….I’ll stop. )