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October 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Xiao Lin and Yin, the Chinese sisters and martial arts warriors who are going to kung fu their way to love!

22-year-old Xiao Lin and her 21-year-old sister Yin are tired of their boyfriends screaming “OW OW OW” about broken bones and dislocated crotch bones and whatnot, so they have set up a 3-day festival of love to find a good strong bitch who can handle them.

On day one, the potential suitors will show off their archery skills in front of the sisters. Those who know how to handle an arrow will move on to the next round. On day two, they must carry a heavy ass object across a trail of sharp bamboo spears. Those who don’t bust out a tear from losing a toe will move on to the final round. On the final day, the last dudes standing must try to successfully defeat one of the sisters in head-to-head combat! Xiao Lin and Yin will then choose the man they want to lift up their masks and propose marriage to them.

Yin had this to say about their search for love, “We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily. So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin – which was the way warrior princesses would find their men.”

And I bet that during the final “scrappin’ for love” battle, the sisters’ family will gather around to cheer, “FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!” This is basically how the woo-ing of Khloe Kardashian went down.

Note to the producers of The Bachelorette: Are you taking notes, because I expect big changes next season.

Source: Metro via Fark

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