The minute baby Gia Francesa fell out of her mother’s chocha into the doctor’s hands, Mario Lopez leaped and pivoted to the nearest gym to makes his glutes glutier, his biceps bicepier and six-pack six-packier. A new baby means a spread in OK! Magazine, which means a camera lens will be involved, which means that it’s the perfect time for Mario Lopez to flex the six-pack on his nipples (Seriously, if you bring a microscope up to that shit you will see a six-pack on his nipples. Bitch probably bench presses with his nips).
You can’t tell because her eyes are shut, but adorable baby Jon Gosselina is totally rolling her newborn eyeballs at daddy. And she’ll keep rolling for the rest of her days, because even fetuses wear shirts more often than her dad does.