Public Displays Of Twitterfection

October 12, 2010 / Posted by:

What’s the secret to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s OMGamazing marriage? It isn’t the maybe fact that Demi doesn’t ask any questions when Ashton comes home with an unidentified pube between his teeth. It’s also not the maybe fact that Ashton doesn’t break character when Demi busts out her sexy “Getting The Heimlich Maneuver” moves. No, it’s their threesomes with the TWITTER bird, of course!

At a technology conference in Tel Aviv yesterday, the Twitter bird’s biggest whore told a group of reporters, “A lot of times my wife and I sit across from each other and tweet, it’s a little bizarre. It’s the same reason why you send roses to a woman at work. Sometimes people like to be adored in public.

Isn’t that sweeter than Princess Lolly’s tampon? I mean, nothing says “I truly love you” like not being able to say 140 characters of affection to my face!

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