How To Get Free M&M’s At The Movie Theater

October 12, 2010 / Posted by:

We’re in a recession right now and movie theater M&M’s are really expensive, so why not let Alec Baldwin and Page Six teach you how to get chocolate deliciousness into your mouth without opening up your pocket book. It’s pretty simple. Just annoy the crap out of someone to the point where they are willing to part with their candy. FOOLS!

Page Six says that at a screening for Blue Valentine at the Hamptons Film Festival over the weekend, Alec Baldwin murdered the nerves of those around him by texting during the movie. A source explains what happened next, “He was on his phone the whole time, and the light was disturbing others. But he stopped quickly once somebody started throwing M&M missiles.”

SEE! Just text your way to sugary dingles. Yes, there’s a chance that they might launch bullets and/or fists at you instead of M&M’s, but that’s a risk worth taking. Besides, the threat of swallowing your own blood will make those M&M’s taste that much more delicious.

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