That “DING DING DING” sound is a blind item finding its answer. UsWeekly, TMZ and everybody else is saying that Bat Boy is no longer hanging upside down over Xtina’s bed at night. Xtina and Bat Boy’s marriage is now lying in the morgue right next to the marriages of Ben Harper & Laura Dern and Courtney Cox & David Arquette. The Fall of Divorces is the new Summer of DEATH!
A source tells UsWeekly that Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman quit each other months ago, “They were very much in love. But over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife.”
Xtina and Bat Boy married 5 years ago and they have a 2-year-old son named Max together.
Well, on a positive note, at least Bat Boy doesn’t have to spend hours scrubbing oil-based red lip paint off of his peen every day.
UPDATE: Xtina says it’s so to People: “Although Jordan and I are separated, our commitment to our son Max remains as strong as ever.”