Or at least I think Zach Galifianakis’ vagina mirage is from tucking his shit so tight that his nutsack passed out like Rusty (awwww, Rusty). Or maybe Zach’s shit is so untuckable that they had to use the “Gaga” tool on Photoshop to give him a freshly plucked English rose.
Whatever the case my be, Zach is melting strawberry sugar and raising fructose levels with his extra sweet poses in a swimsuit calendar for Vanity Fair. The Chilean miners are like, “Justo a tiempo!!!”