Tater Head Works Fast

October 11, 2010 / Posted by:

To quote Jennifer Aniston, “I can’t get a man, but that bitch Tater Head can!” It was just two seconds ago that actor Micah 
Alberti stopped sucking on Rumer Willis’ chin full-time, and she’s already got another hot piece spreading his sour cream, bacon bits and chives all over her. Tater and Micah barely broke up a little over a week ago, but at party in Beverly Hills on Saturday night, she showed up with Glee’s Chord Overstreet and apparently the two were all over each other. Yup, he’s definitely got that “I can’t wait to fuck my butt with that hung chin” look in his eye.

Some source tells People that Chord was also on Rumer like Kirstie Alley at the Souplantation potato bar last weekend in Las Vegas, “Chord was flirtatious with Rumer. They had a 
lot of fun.

Even though this relationship is most likely a fresh load from a publicist’s dick, I still cannot condone it. When I look at Chord, I for some reason only see Justin from Queer as Folk. And when I think of Justin from Queer as Folk, I think of Brian Kinney’s face nuzzling between his sugar-free Twinkie nalgas. As it should be. So therefore, Chord’s butt cheeks are destined to marry a look-alike Brian Kinney face and I won’t except anything else!

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