Yesterday’s Obama rally in Philadelphia was filled with so non-stop foolery and fuckery that it looked one of my family reunions. First, Obama almost got slapped in the head with a book, then a 24-year-old dude from Staten Island punched everyone in the eyes by streaking in front of the President with the world “BATTLECAM.COM” written across his chest and gut.
The Running of the Fupa was part of a stunt to promote a billionaire’s new website. Alki David offered to give $1 million to the first ho who successfully ran nekkid ass nekkid in front of Obama while screaming the name of the website at least six times. “FUCK! Bitch beat me to it!” – Toni Braxon and Dustin Diamond while throwing down their Sharpies.
Alki tells the Herald Sun that he will cut the streaker a check for $1 million once he verifies that all conditions were met.
Only in America can a trick make $1 million for airing his taint and butt hair out in front of the President. A single tear just trickled down the patriotic eagle’s face, but this time it’s a tear of pride. Another American dream (or nightmare depending on who you ask) fulfilled.
And this awesome lady totally speaks for all of us:
Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!