Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Ann Wedgeworth, actress, glamour icon and what you would find if you performed open heart surgery on the state of Texas!

Why should we celebrate Ann Wedgeworth’s beauty, talent and cake making skills on this Canadian Thanksgiving Day and Columbus Day AND National Coming Out Day? Dlisted reader Colleen puts it better than I ever could, so I’ll let her take the podium:

Dear Michael K:

I don’t know if you have ever given Ann “Lana Shields” Wedgeworth the Hot Slut of the Day award, but dammit, you should. She was the biggest slut on Three’s Company. Even sluttier than that STD enthusiast, Larry! Not only was she throwing her coochie at Jack all the time, but Mr. Furley had a big boner for her too.

Also, she has a daughter with RIP TORN.

And, if that was not enough, she was in Steel Magnolias. She was the one that made the red velvet “Armadilla” groom’s cake. She can make anything, you know. Except snakes. She doesn’t have the counter space.

AND if washing down red velvet ‘dilla cake with Ann’s natural essence still doesn’t get you full, she played the role of Lahoma Vane Lucas on Another World. AND she was Dan’s mother on Roseanne. AND she was in Filthy Rich with Delta Burke AND Dixie Carter. Basically, Ann is the Empress of ANDs. All good ANDs, of course.

Here’s AND Ann giving us breathy sex appeal while accepting her Tony back in 1978. It’s safe to say that Ann is the original Elvira. It’s also safe to say that Ann’s poof paved the way for Snooki’s poof. Snooki better give thanks!

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